It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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