They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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