On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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