It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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