I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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