Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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