"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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