so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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