So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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