that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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