True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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