He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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