Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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