I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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