and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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