Me. At least after what I've been through.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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