he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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