I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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