im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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