He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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