doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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