how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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