remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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