Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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