Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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