No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
and you fell through a lawn chair
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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