fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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