Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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