bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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