I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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