I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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