We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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