tell your sister to shave her snatch
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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