OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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