the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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