Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
operation have a gay friend backfired
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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