Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
