No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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