So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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