yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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