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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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