i barfeds in our rink
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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