i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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