So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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