Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
