I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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