she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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