She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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