Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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