what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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