8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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